Put that on my calender.

I have a small obsession. Can an obsession be small? Oh well. Any way, I like to comb the internet for bumper stickers (and t-shirts). Silly, but I like it. I currently have 2 on my own car (stickers not shirts): "Christian, not close minded" and "Doing my part to piss off the religious right". I also have one on my lap top: "Jesus IS a Liberal".
Okay, so there's a theme.
So on my way to nowhere yesterday, I saw one that made me think then laugh: "NONjudgement day is coming soon". Im not sure what the owner's intent was, but I think its great. I would love to believe the day is near that people will stop being so judgemental. (Another fun one: "Judgemental people suck!")
So I went looking online for that one but all I found was the following (in no particular order):
"Repent Republican sinner!"
"Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks"
"Annoy a Conservative: Do Justice, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly"
"Always remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!"
"Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult"
"My cult-like following is now accepting applications"
(personal fav)"Heavily medicated for your safety "
"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?"
(For my wife the nurse)"Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?"
And last for now: " Crush Me, Squeeze Me, Make Me Wine"
I also just ordered 3 shirts for some friends:

"This IS my vestment"

"The shirt I find myself in"

And "God reads my blog!- Allenreloaded.typepad.com"
More later.
ME